Antonio's Answers

Hey this is Antonio here and I just want you all to know that posting responses to my posts would be great, because I need some good probable cause for hate crimes against you! Anyways, I would just like to mention to you all that this upcoming 17th, the best soccer team in the world, Arsenal, will be playing the second best team in the world, Barcelona, at 1:45 I do believe, so be sure to tune in to Fox Soccer Channel to watch!

So I have this friend who blogs ok(I don't want to mention to you his name because his blog sucks), and he's doing this dumb thing about movie stars best and worst hairstyles. Sounds like a pretty good idea ok, but then he's like "Princess Leia's hair is amazing and she's so hot." YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! First I'd just like to say that she's fat. She looks as if she ran into a brick wall(we'll pretend for a second that she can run fast) and fell up somehow, cause her face is so droopy. Second, she better be English because my god she has the worst teeth, and the roof of her mouth has a solid .2 centimeter width, so the shape of all her teeth are like a dagger. Third, just because some chick has two items of delicious food glued on to her head, does not at all mean that she is hot. Although the idea of some hot girl having two fresh and delicious donuts at all times is one of the most sexually appealing thoughts I know, she has one part missing. The being a hot girl part. MOO.

I'm sorry I had to get that out. So by now I'm sure all of you(except probably none of you) are wondering why my blogs name is called Antonio's Answers, when I haven't even answer the simple question of what pi is. Well I was hoping you all(say "ya'll" and I'll have to kill you) would ask me some questions so I can answer. I am a very insightful man. I think a lot. I think very hard when I'm doing this. My answers are sure to always be right! If I have no idea what you're talking about I'll either get extremely pissed off and flip out or I'll do some research to find out.
Pizza turns me on. Calzones even more so. Seriously though ask me questions especially if I don't know you because I have no friends. It can be about anything at all! What classes should I take next semester, why my dog hates me, how to get over my coughdrop addiction, ANYTHING DAMN IT, ANYTHING!





I hate kids. Not only kids but little babies too. Well to be honest for about a day or two babies aren't that bad. And kids can be funny, but I hate them nonetheless. I'll start with babies; They enjoy crying. A lot. It's not like you can do anything with them cause they're to "Fragile" and stuff like that. Oh and people get kinda offended when you use them as footballs. They drool, throw up on you, crap/piss themselves whenever, and if this isn't bad enough, you have to make them burp because they're too dumb to do it themselves! On top of this, moms and others belonging to the female specimen don't even get mad when they do burp. THIS IS ALL SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE! They don't even appreciate anything that you do for them, like look at this little twat-in-training, someone obviously went through hell just to get that birthday hat and bib on it, it just ate cake, and it's still pissed!




Next comes little kids; They're so stupid and never clean. Ever! They just run around drooling and wiping their grimy ass hands all over you until the point where you are about to puke! And let's say you did puke, they'd wonder what it is, go 'splorin, and PLAY IN IT! Then they wouldn't wash themselves until they turn at least 13, at the point where the personal hygiene needs that have been beating them over the head profusely and were previously unnoticed, start to take their toll, but not by much. The one good things about baby's at least is that they don't have much say in things involving cleanliness, so at least you clean them every 3 months, which is better then little kids. Oh, how I hate how kids a spoiled! When I was a youngster, I used to ask for toys which were are dollar at most, and I'd get flogged for it. Nowadays they just whine and whine and whine and whine until you are forced to punt them off of a bridge like Jack Black on a Baxter. These spoiled ones: all they do is eat crap because they have rich ass parents who can never say no and can't cook, so they take them out to fast food everyday. So how can they honestly wonder why their 8 year old is exponentially above the average weight? No wonder America is the fattest country. On a high note, they are good for a laugh like that fat ass above who is too involved in his ego to notice the doves slightly larger and ruder cousin takes the biggest bird dump I have ever seen right on his head. Now I'm all pissed from talking about kids and babies. PS they are NOT cute whatsoever

If you have read all the way through, then I thank you dearly and I bring you good news, this post is just about over! Tell me how this is but keep in mind its my first blog post. So to finish off the post, I just want to ask a simple trivia question myself: What player sponsors the Total 90 III's?

And a Joke: Why do women have their period? Because they deserve it.

And Something to think about: The following statement is true,
The previous statement was false.

OK I'm done so have a good day
-Antonio Worthington